Episode 021! A Handful of Loudmouths!

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 021! by Joe And Eric

[Warning: Almost serious discourse ruined by potty-talk.]

This is almost entirely a discussion about whether “back-scatter” machines and other scanners at airports are bunk or necessary. But we can all agree the agency running them is as competent as the guy who designed the exhaust ports on the original Death Star. ??

Our mutual hatred is reserved for the fake unsubscribe links in email newsletters. Die, you mother fuckers.

Then we talk about Things We Are Thankful For, because we are saps.

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Episode 020! Facebook Jerkishness!

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 020! by Joe And Eric

[Warning: We don’t curse as much as usual, so I made up for with gratuitous F-bombs.]

Hatred Generators: The recording industry suing people, “Bleep My Dad Says,” crappy DVR software, TV cable idiocy, sophisticated electronics as baby toys, Batman as Blackwater.

Fondness Creators: How to Be a Jerk on Facebook, knowing Marvel from DC, Fringe, Community, Rally to Restore Sanity’s “fucks”, swearing in front of children.

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Episode 019! Shampooing a Rug!

[Warning: We say things you shouldn’t say in front of a three-month-old… in front of a three-month-old.]

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 019! by Joe And Eric

Things irate: Not swearing before 10pm. Butts on Mad Men but no boobs, WTF? Too much CGI. VESA vs. VISA joke. Halo single player. Steve Jobs, customer service rep.

Things high rated: Felix the Cat. Slinky. Log! Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. The Pivot Joke from Friends.

Links:
Virtual Backlot Reel (Greenscreen is Everywhere!)

LOG! From BLAMMO!

 

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Episode 018! All People Suck!

[Warning: Raindrops on roses. Whiskers on Kittens. Potty mouth on Eric and Joe.]

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 018! by Joe And Eric

Things that piss: Netflix lacking extras. Jersey Shore monkeys. Invisible barrels. Sad TV guest stars that no longer have movie careers. A horrible 80’s scifi flick that’s considered a “classic.”

Things we wish: Product endorsement deals! Pink smoke monsters. TOP GEEK! David Warner. The Black Hole.

Links:
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Correction: The robot in The Black Hole is V.I.N.CENT (Vital Information Necessary CENTralized). Herbie is both the robot owned by the Fantastic Four ( H.E.R.B.I.E.: Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-type, Integrated Electronics) and a Love Bug. We apologize for the error. As if you care.

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