Episode 023! Web:AOL::Facebook:Web!

Once again, Eric is forced to defend Facebook  from Joe’s scurrilous accusations, which are probably all true, so they both feel dirty. So very, very dirty.  Plus, some poop jokes.


[WarningWe’ve not been cured of cursing by the magic of Charlie Sheen. Yet.]

Things worth caring about: Corn on the cob. Paul McCartney. Sid & Marty Krofft shows like Lidsville.

Things worth punching in the face: Facebook algorithms. Facebook taking over the Web. Charlie Sheen. Playing devil’s advocate. Gabrielle Anwar’s dietician.

 

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Episode 022! A Patented Disgusting Digression!

[Warning: We swear by swears.]

It’s been almost three months since we put up a podcast, but we’re back…meaner and stupider than ever.

Things we likey: Trying to get on Jeopardy. Shaved Trebek. Non-pushy-religions.

Things we welcome: Our future robot/computer overlords.

Things we hatey: Abusive cults. Rivers of vomited poo. Baby reflux. SEO gaming.

LINKS!
Paul Haggis vs. The Church of Scientology (plus: The New Yorker’s Scientology Article, Lawyer Bits Only) (plus: BoingBoing post)
Computer Contestant Dominates Top Humans In Jeopardy
JC Penney Fires Back at Google and New York Times Over SEO Controversy

And for all our complaining about the market for Watson, it turns out that IBM will work with Nuance to improve Watson to work in healthcare. Imagine that episode of House, MD.

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Episode 021! A Handful of Loudmouths!

[Warning: Almost serious discourse ruined by potty-talk.]

This is almost entirely a discussion about whether “back-scatter” machines and other scanners at airports are bunk or necessary. But we can all agree the agency running them is as competent as the guy who designed the exhaust ports on the original Death Star. ??

Our mutual hatred is reserved for the fake unsubscribe links in email newsletters. Die, you mother fuckers.

Then we talk about Things We Are Thankful For, because we are saps.

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Episode 020! Facebook Jerkishness!

[Warning: We don’t curse as much as usual, so I made up for with gratuitous F-bombs.]

Hatred Generators: The recording industry suing people, “Bleep My Dad Says,” crappy DVR software, TV cable idiocy, sophisticated electronics as baby toys, Batman as Blackwater.

Fondness Creators: How to Be a Jerk on Facebook, knowing Marvel from DC, Fringe, Community, Rally to Restore Sanity’s “fucks”, swearing in front of children.

Links:
  Jammie Thomas Refuses To Pay $1.5 Million Fine For Illegal Downloads

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Episode 019! Shampooing a Rug!

[Warning: We say things you shouldn’t say in front of a three-month-old… in front of a three-month-old.]

Things irate: Not swearing before 10pm. Butts on Mad Men but no boobs, WTF? Too much CGI. VESA vs. VISA joke. Halo single player. Steve Jobs, customer service rep.

Things high rated: Felix the Cat. Slinky. Log! Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. The Pivot Joke from Friends.

Links:
Virtual Backlot Reel (Greenscreen is Everywhere!)

LOG! From BLAMMO!

 

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