Episode 019! Shampooing a Rug!

[Warning: We say things you shouldn’t say in front of a three-month-old… in front of a three-month-old.]

Things irate: Not swearing before 10pm. Butts on Mad Men but no boobs, WTF? Too much CGI. VESA vs. VISA joke. Halo single player. Steve Jobs, customer service rep.

Things high rated: Felix the Cat. Slinky. Log! Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. The Pivot Joke from Friends.

Links:
Virtual Backlot Reel (Greenscreen is Everywhere!)

LOG! From BLAMMO!

 

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Episode 018! All People Suck!

[Warning: Raindrops on roses. Whiskers on Kittens. Potty mouth on Eric and Joe.]

Things that piss: Netflix lacking extras. Jersey Shore monkeys. Invisible barrels. Sad TV guest stars that no longer have movie careers. A horrible 80’s scifi flick that’s considered a “classic.”

Things we wish: Product endorsement deals! Pink smoke monsters. TOP GEEK! David Warner. The Black Hole.

Links:
Lenovo N5901 Wireless Keyboard (slash hand trowel)
Engrish

Correction: The robot in The Black Hole is V.I.N.CENT (Vital Information Necessary CENTralized). Herbie is both the robot owned by the Fantastic Four ( H.E.R.B.I.E.: Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-type, Integrated Electronics) and a Love Bug. We apologize for the error. As if you care.

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Episode 017! The Taint of Sphincter!

[Warning: Parental Indiscretion is expected.]

Things that enrage: Stuff on the back of cars. Racist, red-neck motherfuckin’ barbers. High school graduation pictures. Colic, the non-disease. Accident scams. Left-hand phone holder freaks.

Things that engage: Balls. Penetration. Child-rearing. Con names. iPhone coming to T-Mobile (ha). Inception. Random sphincter papers.

Links:
Truck Nuts
Window Breaker Soccer Ball
FamilyStickers
Our Family… with Glornak!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem
Fake Bullet Holes
Bob Balaban
Great Clips
Parvovirus FAQs
“iPhone is Coming to T-Mobile USA in Q3”
Antenna-Aid for iPhone 4

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Episode 016! Vitriol: The Slimening!

[Warning: Contains words you can’t say in front of Grandma.]

Today in our pinchy, pinchy disgust: Holiday blogging. The “marketing” of Dreft. Waterworld. Class action law suits.

Things to salivate over: Dean Cain vs. Dean Kamen. iPhone 4 on T-Mobile (as if).

Links:

Dreft.com

How to Delete Accounts from Any Website

Jane Lynch for iPhone

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Episode 010! A Big F**king Deal Episode!

[Warning: Contains language suitable only to the vice president of the United States of America.]
Facts Are Meaningless, Episode 010 by Joe And Eric

This week, we HATE: Nigerian apartment scams, Windows on the phone,  and FAXING. Evil, god-damn FAXING. Seriously, hate it.

We LIKE: Healthcare Reform, HTC’s HD2 Phone.

Links:
Hands On: the T-Mobile HTC HD2

Switched On: Giving fax the axe

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Episode 009! High Fructose Corn Syrup Tax!

[Warning: Contains bad language.]

This week, we HATE: Fast Broadband, adrenaline junkies, the “sugar tax,”  transcriptions.

We LIKE: Being Batman, 24-ounce bottles.

Links:
Consumerist: List Of Subscriber Fees Shows What You Pay For Channels You Hate

Debate over Sugar Tax Heats Up (plus: New York Lawmakers Consider Outlawing Salt !)

 

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Episode 008! Age Factor!

[Warning: Contains SWEARS.]

This week, we HATE: The wrong receipts.  Rebates via Pre-paid Card. Zinc poisoning (which we don’t know for sure my grandmother has, but who knows).

We LIKE: USB NAS devices. Cirago USB Bluetooth Dongle. New TiVo with Flash (we hope).

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Episode 007! Boring Ass Conversation!

“A pie of misery, in a flakey crust of despair.”

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 007: Boring Ass Conversation! by Joe And Eric

 [Warning: NSFW audio. Contains CURSED UTTERANCES. And me flipping the bird.]

This week, we are barely trying.  

Listen in to forty minutes of blather about snow, Olympics, college graduation, August 5 of 1978, “stagflation” (whatever the hell that is), wealth, Star Trek titles guy, Chat Roulette, The Music Man, Rosario Dawson, and a lot of other balderdash and poppycock.

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Episode 003! iPad Jeopardy!

 

[Warning: Contains Language.]

Time to complain.

This week, we don’t like the following: Health care and insurance.  Testing for Jeopardy.

We do like: iPad. Kinda. We think.  (And seriously, who hasn’t heard enough from middle-aged guys talking iPad this week, am I right?)

LINKAGE:

Dan Amrich’s actual worthwhile podcast about gaming at One of Swords.

GlassyEyes for all the info you can stand about buying glasses online.

Beat the Reaper by Josh Bazell. (Good book.)

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Episode 002! 3DTV is DUMB

Let the bitching commence!

This week, we don’t like the following: 3DTV emboggles©.  TV lead-in. T-Mobile @Home.

We do like: Google storage.

It’s all techie crap.  

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