[Warning: Parental Indiscretion is expected.]

Things that enrage: Stuff on the back of cars. Racist, red-neck motherfuckin’ barbers. High school graduation pictures. Colic, the non-disease. Accident scams. Left-hand phone holder freaks.

Things that engage: Balls. Penetration. Child-rearing. Con names. iPhone coming to T-Mobile (ha). Inception. Random sphincter papers.

Links:
Truck Nuts
Window Breaker Soccer Ball
FamilyStickers
Our Family… with Glornak!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem
Fake Bullet Holes
Bob Balaban
Great Clips
Parvovirus FAQs
“iPhone is Coming to T-Mobile USA in Q3”
Antenna-Aid for iPhone 4

Music courtesy of RoyaltyFreeMusic.com
Recorded over Skype using MP3 Skype Recorder.
Subscribe to Facts are Meaningless via RSS!
Subscribe on iTunes
Follow us! http://www.twitter.com/factmeaningless

Rate us on iTunes. Leave a comment. Consider plastic surgery, seriously, you need it.