Episode 019! Shampooing a Rug!

[Warning: We say things you shouldn’t say in front of a three-month-old… in front of a three-month-old.]

Things irate: Not swearing before 10pm. Butts on Mad Men but no boobs, WTF? Too much CGI. VESA vs. VISA joke. Halo single player. Steve Jobs, customer service rep.

Things high rated: Felix the Cat. Slinky. Log! Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. The Pivot Joke from Friends.

Links:
Virtual Backlot Reel (Greenscreen is Everywhere!)

LOG! From BLAMMO!

 

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Episode 018! All People Suck!

[Warning: Raindrops on roses. Whiskers on Kittens. Potty mouth on Eric and Joe.]

Things that piss: Netflix lacking extras. Jersey Shore monkeys. Invisible barrels. Sad TV guest stars that no longer have movie careers. A horrible 80’s scifi flick that’s considered a “classic.”

Things we wish: Product endorsement deals! Pink smoke monsters. TOP GEEK! David Warner. The Black Hole.

Links:
Lenovo N5901 Wireless Keyboard (slash hand trowel)
Engrish

Correction: The robot in The Black Hole is V.I.N.CENT (Vital Information Necessary CENTralized). Herbie is both the robot owned by the Fantastic Four ( H.E.R.B.I.E.: Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-type, Integrated Electronics) and a Love Bug. We apologize for the error. As if you care.

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Episode 017! The Taint of Sphincter!

[Warning: Parental Indiscretion is expected.]

Things that enrage: Stuff on the back of cars. Racist, red-neck motherfuckin’ barbers. High school graduation pictures. Colic, the non-disease. Accident scams. Left-hand phone holder freaks.

Things that engage: Balls. Penetration. Child-rearing. Con names. iPhone coming to T-Mobile (ha). Inception. Random sphincter papers.

Links:
Truck Nuts
Window Breaker Soccer Ball
FamilyStickers
Our Family… with Glornak!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem
Fake Bullet Holes
Bob Balaban
Great Clips
Parvovirus FAQs
“iPhone is Coming to T-Mobile USA in Q3”
Antenna-Aid for iPhone 4

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Episode 016! Vitriol: The Slimening!

[Warning: Contains words you can’t say in front of Grandma.]

Today in our pinchy, pinchy disgust: Holiday blogging. The “marketing” of Dreft. Waterworld. Class action law suits.

Things to salivate over: Dean Cain vs. Dean Kamen. iPhone 4 on T-Mobile (as if).

Links:

Dreft.com

How to Delete Accounts from Any Website

Jane Lynch for iPhone

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Episode 010! A Big F**king Deal Episode!

[Warning: Contains language suitable only to the vice president of the United States of America.]
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This week, we HATE: Nigerian apartment scams, Windows on the phone,  and FAXING. Evil, god-damn FAXING. Seriously, hate it.

We LIKE: Healthcare Reform, HTC’s HD2 Phone.

Links:
Hands On: the T-Mobile HTC HD2

Switched On: Giving fax the axe

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Episode 009! High Fructose Corn Syrup Tax!

[Warning: Contains bad language.]

This week, we HATE: Fast Broadband, adrenaline junkies, the “sugar tax,”  transcriptions.

We LIKE: Being Batman, 24-ounce bottles.

Links:
Consumerist: List Of Subscriber Fees Shows What You Pay For Channels You Hate

Debate over Sugar Tax Heats Up (plus: New York Lawmakers Consider Outlawing Salt !)

 

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Episode 008! Age Factor!

[Warning: Contains SWEARS.]

This week, we HATE: The wrong receipts.  Rebates via Pre-paid Card. Zinc poisoning (which we don’t know for sure my grandmother has, but who knows).

We LIKE: USB NAS devices. Cirago USB Bluetooth Dongle. New TiVo with Flash (we hope).

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