Listen in on two guys who say plenty when they have nothing to talk about. AGAIN.  

[Warning: Where did the bad words touch you?]

Fun: Ass donuts. English accents. Peanuts (not pistachios). Community on NBC. iPad chi.

Crud: Musical sell outs. Verbal Ticks. Apple’s corporate douche baggery.

Links:
What the f is a tuffet?

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Once again, we barely have any topics to discuss, and still manage to blather on for over thirty minutes. Thirty minutes of comedy GOLD, people.  

[Warning: Swearing in front of children.]

Game of Thrones (good):  Uncle Floyd. Ann Bah-Humbug Davis. Windows Phone 7 (really?). Skype totally worth 8 billion bucks. Brady Bunch  repeats. CCH Pounder. Louis C.K. Olivia Munn.

Crown of Thorns (crap): Skype outages. Skin tags. Turd-hu-en. Facebook addicts. Soylent Green vs. Enfamil. Cousin Oliver. TV Networks showing shows out of order.

Links:
Which Direction Should I Wipe? (Because it’s important to know.)
One-Man Show (New York Magazine article about Louis C.K.)

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Go behind the scenes to learn that we don’t put these stupid podcasts together in a timely manner, AT ALL.  

Also, lots of baby noises. Some not from Joe and Eric.

When we say “tunic,” by the way, we mean “loincloth.” We am not smarts.

 [Warning: Even we are shocked at our language. SHOCKED.]

Loverly Stuff:  Uh…. we got nothing. Everything sucks.

Hateful Things: NYTimes paywall stupidity/cost; comment anonymity. I Am Number Four.

 

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[Warning: We swear by swears.]

It’s been almost three months since we put up a podcast, but we’re back…meaner and stupider than ever.

Things we likey: Trying to get on Jeopardy. Shaved Trebek. Non-pushy-religions.

Things we welcome: Our future robot/computer overlords.

Things we hatey: Abusive cults. Rivers of vomited poo. Baby reflux. SEO gaming.

LINKS!
Paul Haggis vs. The Church of Scientology (plus: The New Yorker’s Scientology Article, Lawyer Bits Only) (plus: BoingBoing post)
Computer Contestant Dominates Top Humans In Jeopardy
JC Penney Fires Back at Google and New York Times Over SEO Controversy
And for all our complaining about the market for Watson, it turns out that IBM will work with Nuance to improve Watson to work in healthcare. Imagine that episode of House, MD.

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[Warning: Almost serious discourse ruined by potty-talk.]

This is almost entirely a discussion about whether “back-scatter” machines and other scanners at airports are bunk or necessary. But we can all agree the agency running them is as competent as the guy who designed the exhaust ports on the original Death Star. ??

Our mutual hatred is reserved for the fake unsubscribe links in email newsletters. Die, you mother fuckers.

Then we talk about Things We Are Thankful For, because we are saps.

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[Warning: We don’t curse as much as usual, so I made up for with gratuitous F-bombs.]

Hatred Generators: The recording industry suing people, “Bleep My Dad Says,” crappy DVR software, TV cable idiocy, sophisticated electronics as baby toys, Batman as Blackwater.

Fondness Creators: How to Be a Jerk on Facebook, knowing Marvel from DC, Fringe, Community, Rally to Restore Sanity’s “fucks”, swearing in front of children.

Links:
  Jammie Thomas Refuses To Pay $1.5 Million Fine For Illegal Downloads

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