Episode 017! The Taint of Sphincter!

[Warning: Parental Indiscretion is expected.]

Things that enrage: Stuff on the back of cars. Racist, red-neck motherfuckin’ barbers. High school graduation pictures. Colic, the non-disease. Accident scams. Left-hand phone holder freaks.

Things that engage: Balls. Penetration. Child-rearing. Con names. iPhone coming to T-Mobile (ha). Inception. Random sphincter papers.

Links:
Truck Nuts
Window Breaker Soccer Ball
FamilyStickers
Our Family… with Glornak!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem
Fake Bullet Holes
Bob Balaban
Great Clips
Parvovirus FAQs
“iPhone is Coming to T-Mobile USA in Q3”
Antenna-Aid for iPhone 4

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Episode 016! Vitriol: The Slimening!

[Warning: Contains words you can’t say in front of Grandma.]

Today in our pinchy, pinchy disgust: Holiday blogging. The “marketing” of Dreft. Waterworld. Class action law suits.

Things to salivate over: Dean Cain vs. Dean Kamen. iPhone 4 on T-Mobile (as if).

Links:

Dreft.com

How to Delete Accounts from Any Website

Jane Lynch for iPhone

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