[Warning: Contains words you can’t say in front of Grandma.]
Today in our pinchy, pinchy disgust: Holiday blogging. The “marketing” of Dreft. Waterworld. Class action law suits.
Things to salivate over: Dean Cain vs. Dean Kamen. iPhone 4 on T-Mobile (as if).
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