Episode 019! Shampooing a Rug!

[Warning: We say things you shouldn’t say in front of a three-month-old… in front of a three-month-old.]

Things irate: Not swearing before 10pm. Butts on Mad Men but no boobs, WTF? Too much CGI. VESA vs. VISA joke. Halo single player. Steve Jobs, customer service rep.

Things high rated: Felix the Cat. Slinky. Log! Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse. The Pivot Joke from Friends.

Links:
Virtual Backlot Reel (Greenscreen is Everywhere!)

LOG! From BLAMMO!

 

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Episode 018! All People Suck!

[Warning: Raindrops on roses. Whiskers on Kittens. Potty mouth on Eric and Joe.]

Things that piss: Netflix lacking extras. Jersey Shore monkeys. Invisible barrels. Sad TV guest stars that no longer have movie careers. A horrible 80’s scifi flick that’s considered a “classic.”

Things we wish: Product endorsement deals! Pink smoke monsters. TOP GEEK! David Warner. The Black Hole.

Links:
Lenovo N5901 Wireless Keyboard (slash hand trowel)
Engrish

Correction: The robot in The Black Hole is V.I.N.CENT (Vital Information Necessary CENTralized). Herbie is both the robot owned by the Fantastic Four ( H.E.R.B.I.E.: Humanoid Experimental Robot, B-type, Integrated Electronics) and a Love Bug. We apologize for the error. As if you care.

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Episode 017! The Taint of Sphincter!

[Warning: Parental Indiscretion is expected.]

Things that enrage: Stuff on the back of cars. Racist, red-neck motherfuckin’ barbers. High school graduation pictures. Colic, the non-disease. Accident scams. Left-hand phone holder freaks.

Things that engage: Balls. Penetration. Child-rearing. Con names. iPhone coming to T-Mobile (ha). Inception. Random sphincter papers.

Links:
Truck Nuts
Window Breaker Soccer Ball
FamilyStickers
Our Family… with Glornak!
Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem
Fake Bullet Holes
Bob Balaban
Great Clips
Parvovirus FAQs
“iPhone is Coming to T-Mobile USA in Q3”
Antenna-Aid for iPhone 4

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Episode 016! Vitriol: The Slimening!

[Warning: Contains words you can’t say in front of Grandma.]

Today in our pinchy, pinchy disgust: Holiday blogging. The “marketing” of Dreft. Waterworld. Class action law suits.

Things to salivate over: Dean Cain vs. Dean Kamen. iPhone 4 on T-Mobile (as if).

Links:

Dreft.com

How to Delete Accounts from Any Website

Jane Lynch for iPhone

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Episode 015: Your Money’s No Good Here!

Episode 015! Your Money’s No Good Here!

[Warning: Contains filth flarn filth.]

DO NOT WANT: Plagiarism. Cash (if you’re Apple). AT&T’s faux childish whimsy. Marketers.

MOAR: Restaurant.com (again). Patton Oswalt. LOST. Fringe. New House (not a TV show, an actual house).

Links: AT&T Commercial; Super 8

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Episode 014: Stink Lines!

“Eric is the opposite of UNICEF.”

[Warning: Contains swears.]

Today in our fiery hot hate: Defining “literature.” Facebook (still). Governor Pataki.

Stuff we tolerate if not adore: Stelllllllllaaaaa! Lobot and movies surprises. LOST’s Glory Hole [Spoilers!]. Restaurant.com. Getting published. Wasting your time.

Links: GOP Kills Science Jobs Bill By Forcing Dems To Vote For Porn

 

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Episode 013! Why Joe Hates Having Friends!

[Warning: Contains the usual cussin’.]

This is a very, very special episode: It’s devoted entirely to Joe going off about that blight on humanity, Facebook. (Here are 10 excellent reasons you should hate it, too.) Eric is forced to be positive and optimistic, which almost causes him an aneurysm.

Also, eBay sucks. That’s pretty much a given.

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