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Episode 016! Vitriol: The Slimening!

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 016! by Joe And Eric

[Warning: Contains words you can’t say in front of Grandma.]

Today in our pinchy, pinchy disgust: Holiday blogging. The “marketing” of Dreft. Waterworld. Class action law suits.

Things to salivate over: Dean Cain vs. Dean Kamen. iPhone 4 on T-Mobile (as if).

Links:

Dreft.com

How to Delete Accounts from Any Website

Jane Lynch for iPhone

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Episode 015: Your Money’s No Good Here!

Episode 015! Your Money’s No Good Here!

[Warning: Contains filth flarn filth.]

DO NOT WANT: Plagiarism. Cash (if you’re Apple). AT&T’s faux childish whimsy. Marketers.

MOAR: Restaurant.com (again). Patton Oswalt. LOST. Fringe. New House (not a TV show, an actual house).

Links: AT&T Commercial; Super 8

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Episode 014: Stink Lines!

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 14: Stink Lines! by Joe And Eric

“Eric is the opposite of UNICEF.”

[Warning: Contains swears.]

Today in our fiery hot hate: Defining “literature.” Facebook (still). Governor Pataki.

Stuff we tolerate if not adore: Stelllllllllaaaaa! Lobot and movies surprises. LOST’s Glory Hole [Spoilers!]. Restaurant.com. Getting published. Wasting your time.

Links: GOP Kills Science Jobs Bill By Forcing Dems To Vote For Porn

 

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Episode 013! Why Joe Hates Having Friends!

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 013! by Joe And Eric

[Warning: Contains the usual cussin’.]

This is a very, very special episode: It’s devoted entirely to Joe going off about that blight on humanity, Facebook. (Here are 10 excellent reasons you should hate it, too.) Eric is forced to be positive and optimistic, which almost causes him an aneurysm.

Also, eBay sucks. That’s pretty much a given.

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Episode 012! Expletive Not Deleted Podcast! With Crystals!

[Warning: Contains fart noises.] [And Buck Rogers references.]

Facts Are Meaninless, Ep 012! by Joe And Eric

This week, we HATE: Segways. The spelling of Gob. The KFC Double-Down, which, it turns out, is not a breakfast sandwich. End of men in spaaaaaaace. One-off e-readers. Take-out tipping. Goog-411 sounds.

Wow, we hate a lot.

We LIKE: Arrested Development on Netflix Instant Play. iPad, bitches. Donating books. Dirty words in the dictionary. Carrabas! Twiki and Dr. Theopolis.

Links:
BookSale.org
Carrabas Italian Grill
Dr. Nick Riviera

 

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Episode 011! The Eric and Joe Radio Network!

[Warning: Contains one or more of those words George Carlin used to say.]

Facts Are Meaningless, Episode 011 by Joe And Eric

This week, we HATE: Rebate cards (again). Oprah narrating nature. Ellen as a one-name person. SNL movies and The Love Guru. Going to the movies.

We LIKE: Life on Discovery Channel. Blu-Ray players (at least Joe likes ’em). Wallace Shawn. The thought of My Dinner with Andre the Giant. TiVo and long lasting electronics.

Links:
Dick fingers.
Grand Nagus Zek.

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Episode 010! A Big F**king Deal Episode!

[Warning: Contains language suitable only to the vice president of the United States of America.]
Facts Are Meaningless, Episode 010 by Joe And Eric

This week, we HATE: Nigerian apartment scams, Windows on the phone,  and FAXING. Evil, god-damn FAXING. Seriously, hate it.

We LIKE: Healthcare Reform, HTC’s HD2 Phone.

Links:
Hands On: the T-Mobile HTC HD2

Switched On: Giving fax the axe

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Episode 009! High Fructose Corn Syrup Tax!

[Warning: Contains bad language.]

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 009: Sugar Tax! by Joe And Eric

This week, we HATE: Fast Broadband, adrenaline junkies, the “sugar tax,”  transcriptions.

We LIKE: Being Batman, 24-ounce bottles.

Links:
Consumerist: List Of Subscriber Fees Shows What You Pay For Channels You Hate

Debate over Sugar Tax Heats Up (plus: New York Lawmakers Consider Outlawing Salt !)

 

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Episode 008! Age Factor!

[Warning: Contains SWEARS.]

 

This week, we HATE: The wrong receipts.  Rebates via Pre-paid Card. Zinc poisoning (which we don’t know for sure my grandmother has, but who knows).

We LIKE: USB NAS devices. Cirago USB Bluetooth Dongle. New TiVo with Flash (we hope).

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Episode 007! Boring Ass Conversation!

“A pie of misery, in a flakey crust of despair.”

Facts Are Meaningless, Ep 007: Boring Ass Conversation! by Joe And Eric

 [Warning: NSFW audio. Contains CURSED UTTERANCES. And me flipping the bird.]

This week, we are barely trying.  

Listen in to forty minutes of blather about snow, Olympics, college graduation, August 5 of 1978, “stagflation” (whatever the hell that is), wealth, Star Trek titles guy, Chat Roulette, The Music Man, Rosario Dawson, and a lot of other balderdash and poppycock.

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